this post is not about sex

painting begins soon, so roomie and i are completely caught up in decorating schemes.  which is a much more productive conversation than our (read:  HER!OMG!) usual topic of sex. (she totally reads this.  heh.)

although i learned if you even say the word sex in a post, even if it’s not a sexy post or a post having anything to do with sex at all, a butt-load of probably hairy, pot-bellied, non-sexy people will come to your site in search of sexy sex talk about things having to do with sex.   the probably described people will then curse the sexy search engine goddesses for being such a tease.